Simple Simon For The Modern Day

Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair;
Said Simple Simon to the pieman “Is that organic food you’ve got there? “
Said the pieman to Simple Simon “Finest swine products, free range too”
Said Simple Simon to the pieman “Nay sir – you not heard of swine flu!?”


(c) Dave Luis 2009. All Rights Reserved
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